biketrials.ru - Кто новый глава китая??? :lol:

Не знаю, может это и старая тема и её все знают... Я услышал её в
Германии в 2002. Сейчас случайно опять нашел среди бумаг,
долго смеялся! Прочитайте обязательно! Очень забавно :D

И так, Кондолиза Райс приходит с докладом к Джоржу.В.Бушу...

George: - Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: - Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: - Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: - Hu is the new leader of China.
George: - That's what I want to know.
Condi: - That's what I'm telling you.
George: - That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: - Yes.
George: - I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: - Hu.
George: - The guy in China.
Condi: - Hu.
George: - The new leader of China.
Condi: - Hu.
George: - The Chinese guy!
Condi: - Hu is leading China.
George: - Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: - Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: - That's the man's name.
George: - That's who's name?
Condi: - Yes.
George: - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - Yassir? yasssir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
the Middle East.
Condi: - That's correct.
George: - Then who is in China?
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - Yassir is in China?
Condi: - No, sir.
George: - Then who is?
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - Yassir?
Condi: - No, sir.
George: - Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: - Kofi?
George: - No, thanks.
Condi: - you want Kofi?
George: - No.
Condi: - You don't want Kofi?
George: - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: - Kofi?
George: - Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: - And call who?
George: - Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: - Hu is the guy in China.
George: - Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: - Kofi.
George: - All right! With cream and sugars. Now get on phone.
Condi: - (picks uo the phone): Rice here.
George: - Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Midle East?

:lol:
Вот такой диалог... Не знаю, некоторые из упомянутых политиков,
может быть, уже исчезли с политической сцены, некоторые уже отправились в мир иной....
На вякий случай уточню, Hu Jintao - новый (в те времена) лидер
КП китая, Kofi Annan - ген.сек. ООН, Jassir Arafat - лидер
паллестинской автономии.