[Lenin]

Не знаю, может это и старая тема и её все знают... Я услышал её в
Германии в 2002. Сейчас случайно опять нашел среди бумаг,
долго смеялся! Прочитайте обязательно! Очень забавно

И так, Кондолиза Райс приходит с докладом к Джоржу.В.Бушу...

George: - Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: - Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: - Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: - Hu is the new leader of China.
George: - That's what I want to know.
Condi: - That's what I'm telling you.
George: - That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: - Yes.
George: - I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: - Hu.
George: - The guy in China.
Condi: - Hu.
George: - The new leader of China.
Condi: - Hu.
George: - The Chinese guy!
Condi: - Hu is leading China.
George: - Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: - Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: - That's the man's name.
George: - That's who's name?
Condi: - Yes.
George: - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - Yassir? yasssir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
the Middle East.
Condi: - That's correct.
George: - Then who is in China?
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - Yassir is in China?
Condi: - No, sir.
George: - Then who is?
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - Yassir?
Condi: - No, sir.
George: - Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: - Kofi?
George: - No, thanks.
Condi: - you want Kofi?
George: - No.
Condi: - You don't want Kofi?
George: - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: - Kofi?
George: - Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: - And call who?
George: - Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: - Hu is the guy in China.
George: - Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: - Yes, sir.
George: - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: - Kofi.
George: - All right! With cream and sugars. Now get on phone.
Condi: - (picks uo the phone): Rice here.
George: - Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Midle East?



Вот такой диалог... Не знаю, некоторые из упомянутых политиков,
может быть, уже исчезли с политической сцены, некоторые уже отправились в мир иной....
На вякий случай уточню, Hu Jintao - новый (в те времена) лидер
КП китая, Kofi Annan - ген.сек. ООН, Jassir Arafat - лидер
паллестинской автономии.