[X-filer]

Увидал тему на OTN: http://www.observedtrials.net/vb/showthread.php?t=30380Сижу рыдаю, актуальна конечно для знающих английский Для не знающих скажу, что это первые фразы при знакомстве с девушкой. Но в этой теме наверное ну самые не банальные использованы Вот приведу небольшой пример:
love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!

I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.

I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Еще чуток:
25. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then allow me to introduce myself.
24. Why don't you come over and we can do some maths in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and we can multiply?
23. You know that shirt is very becoming on you ... of course, if I was on you I would be coming too.
22. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock.
21. I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
20. Wanna go out for some sex and pizza?... What’s the matter, you don’t like pizza?
19. If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
18. My love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.
17. My face is leaving in 15 minutes ... be on it!
16. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
15. Hey baby, let’s play army. I'll lay down, you can blow me up.
14. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
13. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
12. (Spill drink on girl) Now that you’re soaking wet, how about I take you home and get you out of those wet clothes?
11. Do you want to see something swell?
10. I’m not going to use some corny pick-up line on you because I can tell you are smarter than that.
9. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
8. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
7. The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
6. Be unique and different, just say yes.
5. You ever slept with a C-grade celebrity? Cause I was on Big Brother!
4. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
3. Nice legs ... what time do they open?
2. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
1. Are you a chicken farmer? ’Cos you can definitely raise a cock!