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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

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Betty Boughta bought some butter
But she said: "The butter is bitter,
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter
Will make my batter better!"
So she baught a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter,
And the batter wasn't bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Boughta
Bought a bit of better butter!